February 2012
Liam doesn't understand sexual innuendos.
Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive when you play games like Mario Kart. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that really...
Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.
Louis: Yeah, we're both quite generous to each other.
Sugarscape: How about the rest of you, are you any good?
Liam: Daisy Hills, yeah. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!
Louis: HAHAHAHAH...two minutes, dead; he's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!
Harry: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Niall: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAH
Liam: I'm trying to crack two minutes...tryin' to get it down to 1:58...
Harry giggling at Smallzy saying "Down Under"
Teacher: The mammary glands... The style of cells they're made of-
Me: HARRY?!
Teacher: Get out.
Me: /gets up to walk out of class.
Teacher: wrong direction, its tha-
Me: ONE DIRECTION?
Teacher: ....
One hour to go, Aussie and Kiwi Directioners!
Australian and Kiwi fans:
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It's all good guys. danielle HAS a bellybutton!
onedirectionbible:
The awkward moment when you are left hanging
Ugh, that Sherlock shit is coming on where I am
Benedict Cumberpatch is the most irritating human.
keepcalmandwearamustahce asked: Happy Hearts Day! ♥
Dwight: Okay, but I don't want to do it in your bed this time. It's lumpy.
Angela: Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names.
Things You Shouldn't Say To... →
becoming-gorgeous:
People suffering from depression:
“Stop being so negative!” “You choose to be sad” “You don’t even have anything to be sad about” “There are millions worse off than you, just get a grip!”
People struggling with self-harm:
“You’re just doing it for attention!” “Those cuts aren’t even that bad” “You don’t even have a reason to cut/burn yourself” “You freak! Hide your scars,...
i’m always the best friend, the one boys go to for advice.
never the girl they go to there best friend for advice on.
Ugh, fuck keeping my tumblr.